Middle Finger Moose Figurine
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🦌🖕 Zero F*cks Given – Moose Edition
When words aren’t enough, let this moose do the talking.
Meet the Middle Finger Moose Figurine — a bold, sarcastic desk or shelf companion that perfectly captures your inner mood. Cute? Yes. Polite? Absolutely not.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It
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🖕 Attitude on Display – A hilarious middle finger gesture with a deadpan moose expression.
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🦌 Unique Design – Whimsical yet rebellious, instantly grabs attention.
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🏠 Perfect Anywhere – Desk, office, bookshelf, or gift for that friend who’s done pretending.
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🎁 Ultimate Gag Gift – Ideal for birthdays, coworkers, or anyone with a dark sense of humor.
😈 Say it without saying it.
Let this moose silently express what you’re thinking — all day, every day.
👉 Add some savage charm to your space today.
📏 Available Sizes:
S: Height: 5 cm (1.97 in), Width: 2.4 cm (0.94 in), Depth: 3.5 cm (1.38 in)
M: Height: 8 cm (3.15 in), Width: 3.82 cm (1.50 in), Depth: 5.6 cm (2.20 in)
L: Height: 15 cm (5.91 in), Width: 7.2 cm (2.83 in), Depth: 10.6 cm (4.17 in)
